Jokes

[Smithy]

A young boy was sitting at the side of the road crying his eyes out, his dead hamster in his hands.
A fairy godmother asked him what the matter was. He said ?I loved my pet hamster and it just died ?.
The fairy godmother said ?Well I can?t bring it back to life, but I can suggest that you can make some good of the situation?.
The young boy asked ?How do I do that ??
The fairy godmother replied ?Go home put the hamster in a pan and add a bag of sugar. Heat the pan up stirring well and simmer for an hour. Allow to cool, pour it onto your garden and see what happens?.
The young boy did exactly as she suggested. The next day, he went into the garden and there were masses of daffodils everywhere!
He ran back to the road where he?d seen the fairy godmother and she reappeared and asked the young boy how he?d got on. 
He said ?It?s fantastic, there are daffodils everywhere!?
The fairy godmother replied ?That?s really strange, you normally get tulips from hamster jam!


I'll get me coat 

[Smithy]

Bob Ross - We don't make mistakes , we have happy accidents

[Smithy]

Forest Flattening The Curve   ( for my good friend CoCo  )

[Smithy]

I read today that Mark Knopfler's parents used to own a chip shop and keep bees. Not surprisingly, he got his honey for nothing and his chips for free. 

[iammike]

[Smithy]

@ iammike    ( we need a like button )

[iammike]

Thx @Smithy . Indeed need a like button

[ChuckNorris]

Forest Flattening The Curve   ( for my good friend CoCo  )

Saw this on BBC Sport "Lage not happy at Wolves fixture pile-up
Nottm Forest v Wolves (20:00 BST)"

Not really a worry. 

[CO-CO]

I am not bloody happy!


It is not easy being a Forest fan these days......

[Smithy]

To keep Gerry Happy 

[Smithy]

I see the Joke Police have been active 

[Smithy]

I see the Joke Police have been active 

I hope the Joke Police don't spot dimple joe's joke here # post 28 

http://www.buriramexpats.com/forum/index.php/topic,10314.15.html

[Gerry]

To keep Gerry Happy 

Good one. Although I don't need jokes on BE to keep me happy. Life couldn't be better right now. I know there are lots of issues going on right now but they are beyond my control. What I can control is going very well.

[Smithy]

I see the Joke Police have been active 

I hope the Joke Police don't spot dimple joe's joke here # post 28 

http://www.buriramexpats.com/forum/index.php/topic,10314.15.html

Sorry I was wrong, I though a joke I had posted had been removed ...but it was on the other thread "Funny Photos" ......oops 

[CO-CO]

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