Author Topic: Buriram Expats Meeting. (Read 121858 times)

EastFife4Forfar5 · « **Reply #105 on:** November 23, 2010, 07:55:57 AM »

Suppose it beats Paul Daniels, but it did nothing for me !

Admin · « **Reply #106 on:** November 23, 2010, 09:18:35 AM »

Quote from: EastFife4Forfar5 on November 23, 2010, 07:55:57 AM

Suppose it beats Paul Daniels, but it did nothing for me !

me too, her face not sexy, and she is simply not sexy!

Prakhonchai Nick · « **Reply #107 on:** November 23, 2010, 04:45:39 PM »

We are here because we like the LBFM's!!!

TBWG · « **Reply #108 on:** November 23, 2010, 07:50:35 PM »

Quote from: garytaffy on November 23, 2010, 05:21:55 AM

MMMMMMMMMMMM. wish they had party games like this at some of the parties I remember going to!!!!!!!!!! Seem to recall musical chairs and pin the tail on the donkey........but definately not hide the handkerchief.

Humm

Pin the tail on the donkey ~~~ is that some erotic passtime? well whatever floats your boat!

In an effort to please allcomers we will endeavour to obtain a donkey for the 1st December, what you do with it in private is entirely up to you. If donkey not avaiable will a goat do?

TBWG Hon Soc sec unpaid!

EastFife4Forfar5 · « **Reply #109 on:** November 23, 2010, 08:23:49 PM »

Quote from: TBWG on November 23, 2010, 07:50:35 PM

Quote from: garytaffy on November 23, 2010, 05:21:55 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMM. wish they had party games like this at some of the parties I remember going to!!!!!!!!!! Seem to recall musical chairs and pin the tail on the donkey........but definately not hide the handkerchief.

Humm

Pin the tail on the donkey ~~~ is that some erotic passtime? well whatever floats your boat!

In an effort to please allcomers we will endeavour to obtain a donkey for the 1st December, what you do with it in private is entirely up to you. If donkey not avaiable will a goat do?

TBWG Hon Soc sec unpaid!

I saw Brian in Makro today and I think he was buying a few of these signs for the Irish Bar:-

TBWG · « **Reply #110 on:** November 23, 2010, 09:02:37 PM »

Hi Bums

Out of respect to our Welsh members I deliberately refrained from making any reference to sheep shagging. But the genie appears to be out of the bottle now.

So just to spread the insults around a bit here's one to offend the Aussie's!

What do you call four sheep tied to a lampost in Sydney

An Australian leisure centre

TBWG

garytaffy · « **Reply #111 on:** November 25, 2010, 08:39:30 AM »

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa just hide the mint sauce!!!!!!!!!!!

John the Traveller · « **Reply #112 on:** November 25, 2010, 01:57:13 PM »

Very droll TBWG,
I think you got the location wrong ! Those sheep would have been tied to a lamp post in Auckland.
Thats why velcro mits are issued to those entering a leisure centre in "the land of the wrong white crowd"......more pull back purchase

.........
Yours in moral rectitude and mint sauce,
John the Traveller

TBWG · « **Reply #113 on:** November 25, 2010, 08:08:04 PM »

hi Bums

Just so the Kiwis don't feel left out!

TBWG

TBWG · « **Reply #114 on:** November 28, 2010, 08:01:51 PM »

Quote from: TBWG on November 21, 2010, 08:02:33 PM

Hi Bums

OK Bums now the footie is done and dusted and you are all a bit disappointed. What you need is cheering up, so start working yourselves into a frenzy over the next extravaganza of the millennium.

With only 9 days to go to the Buriram Big Bums Bash ~~~ it's not too long now to contain yourselves!

Brian our favorite host is leaving no stone unturned in an effort to obtain a couple of girlie's to dispense beer and act as eye candy for the more pervy members. However as with all well run high profile events it pays to have a fall back plan.

So in the event of non appearance if any individuals would like to wax their legs, pluck their eyebrows, squeeze into a pair of hotpants and mince about on 6 inch stilettos please let me know!

TBWG Hon Soc Sec (unpaid)

Hi Bums

Not long to wait now for the event of the century!

When I made the above request about mincing around in hotpants and stilettos it was very much "tongue in cheek"

However it would appear that we have a volunteer who wishes to prance around in a pale blue leather posing pouch (with sequins)should the girlie's not appear.

But what is more worrying is the several requests for a quiet liaison with the goat!

Ah well, they say that variety is the spice of life! By the way does anyone know the age of consent for goats?

TBWG

Admin · « **Reply #115 on:** November 30, 2010, 06:41:07 PM »

Tomorrow. Buriram Expats Meeting. Paddy's Irish Bar.

Time: 12:00pm Midday.

ALL INVITED.

TBWG · « **Reply #116 on:** November 30, 2010, 07:42:51 PM »

Hi Folks

Well I know you can scarcely contain yourselves with the excitement but the event of the century is almost upon us.

But first of all the bad news, David Beckham has had to cancel at the last moment and will be a no show, apparently Posh says he has to go Christmas shopping, well thats his loss.

He can read all about it in wikileaks

Anyway look forward to seeing you all and as Hon Soc Sec should you bump into me I should be greeted with the cusomary "what you drinking" introduction!

TBWG Hon Soc Sec (unpaid)

Admin · « **Reply #117 on:** December 01, 2010, 06:57:36 PM »

Thank you to everyone that came to the meeting, we really enjoyed our time there.

Brian served an excellent food, Buffet style for 125 Baht only!

Everybody seems to enjoy sharing a good time and I can truly say it was a great meeting.

We are looking forward to seeing you in the next meeting.

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TBWG · « **Reply #118 on:** December 01, 2010, 08:42:43 PM »

Hi Bums

Well that's it done & dusted and a good time was had by all, fortunately a Chang girlie turned up so no one had to ponce around in their underwear!

However the goat was not so lucky and was in constant demand, say no more!

TBWG Hon Soc Sec (unpaid)

fox · « **Reply #119 on:** December 01, 2010, 08:57:08 PM »

good meeting. I had the pleasure to meet admin and new fellows from my area, the food was good and the beer was cold.

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