Paddys bar.Roast dinners every day.beef stew and dumplings.

[paddys]

Paddys bar.

Roast dinners every day.

Beef stew and dumplings.

 

[Admin]

Maybe the Best IRISH Joke Ever!

Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other  filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.'

[TBWG]

Hi Bums

outside an Irish sports bar.

They're cleaning up at the end of the day.

How long do you think it will be before they realize.........

TBWG

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[Paddyram]

Realise what ?  That van can easily fit out between the bollards.  .

By the way the best irish joke ever is:
A man walking down the street in Northern Ireland is grabbed from behind, dragged down an alley and has a gun stuck in his back.
'Are you a Catholic or a Prodestant ?' a voice says from behind.  Knowing the wrong answer could get him killed the man answers 'Actually I am Jewish'.
Then the voice said 'Thats great, I must be the luckiest Muslim in Northern Ireland'.

And there's many many more.

[den Buut]

Why would A Muslim care or someone is Catholic or Protestant ? Explane anyone.... .(just want to say this is not a good joke)

[Admin]

Why would A Muslim care or someone is Catholic or Protestant ? Explane anyone.... .(just want to say this is not a good joke)

  Read again! 

[den Buut]

Aaaaah...but still not that funny.

[Vombatus]

Aaaaah...but still not that funny.

It is to those with a sense of humour 

[den Buut]

Aaaaah...but still not that funny.

It is to those with a sense of humour 

So you're the worldwide standard in humour ?

[Paddyram]

OK So, See if this one is funny.

An America tourist in Ireland gets picked up at the Airport by an Irish Taxi Driver.   As they set off on their journey the taxi driver tries to strike up a conversation.  "You see those fields we are driving past, they are full of big cabbages at this time of year" said the Taxi Driver.  "Cabbages ?" says the American "Back home we have sprouts bigger than that". 

Later on the Taxi driver says "See the trees in those fields we are passing, they are full of lovely apples at this time of year".  the American says " Apples ?, back home we have grapes that size".   At this point, the Driver was getting annoyed at all these insulting put downs. 

So minutes later, the driver pulls over and stops the car near a field full of donkeys, then he jumps into the field, runs over and kicks a donkey up the a#s.  He then gets back into the car without saying a word.  When the American passenger asks him "Why did you do that ?".  The Irish Taxi driver answers " I just hate those f#cking rabbits, they are getting bigger every year".   

[Admin]

OK So, See if this one is funny.

An America tourist in Ireland gets picked up at the Airport by an Irish Taxi Driver.   As they set off on their journey the taxi driver tries to strike up a conversation.  "You see those fields we are driving past, they are full of big cabbages at this time of year" said the Taxi Driver.  "Cabbages ?" says the American "Back home we have sprouts bigger than that". 

Later on the Taxi driver says "See the trees in those fields we are passing, they are full of lovely apples at this time of year".  the American says " Apples ?, back home we have grapes that size".   At this point, the Driver was getting annoyed at all these insulting put downs. 

So minutes later, the driver pulls over and stops the car near a field full of donkeys, then he jumps into the field, runs over and kicks a donkey up the a#s.  He then gets back into the car without saying a word.  When the American passenger asks him "Why did you do that ?".  The Irish Taxi driver answers " I just hate those f#cking rabbits, they are getting bigger every year".   

  but they were donkeys.. not rabbits........

[Admin]

I had a great roast dinner at paddys, great value:

Pork: 140 Baht.

Beef: 155 Baht.

*Have few more specials but I can't remember the others.

I had the beef, it came with vegetables, roasted potatoes, nice slices of roasted beef with great mustard and gravy. 

[Vombatus]

I had a great roast dinner at paddys, great value:

Pork: 140 Baht.

Beef: 155 Baht.

*Have few more specials but I can't remember the others.

I had the beef, it came with vegetables, roasted potatoes, nice slices of roasted beef with great mustard and gravy. 

I enjoyed the Irish Stew.

Almog - apologies for not say "hello" but I did not realise it was you in Paddy's last night until after you left.

[Admin]

no problem, I really enjoyed the food, my wife ordered Tom Yam Taley (Seafood) and said it was really tasty, good to know prices are reasonable and the food good for both Farang and Thai. 

[Joey]

So admin delete negative posts re Paddys and positive posts re the good bars        sorry the sponsors :-)



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