Author Topic: The Biggest Jokes thread!!!WOW (Read 81864 times)

TBWG · « **Reply #120 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:01:22 AM »

Spot the deliberate mistake!

TBWG

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TBWG · « **Reply #121 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:06:09 AM »

Spot the difference!

TBWG

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TBWG · « **Reply #122 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:23:45 AM »

Check it out?

TBWG

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TBWG · « **Reply #123 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:26:37 AM »

How to tell if a terrorist is at the airport!

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Fun Smile · « **Reply #124 on:** September 28, 2010, 08:16:11 AM »

Hahahahaha nice to have my morning laugh : ) ....I enjoy it TBWG

urleft · « **Reply #125 on:** September 28, 2010, 08:18:45 AM »

What a goose!!!!!

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Admin · « **Reply #126 on:** September 28, 2010, 10:23:49 AM »

Quote from: urleft on September 28, 2010, 08:18:45 AM

What a goose!!!!!

TBWG · « **Reply #127 on:** September 28, 2010, 04:21:49 PM »

Rest Homes.....

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice.
'Have you got a license for that thing?'
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP!
Have you got proof of insurance?'
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him.
Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her,
Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.

'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel,

> 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!'

TBWG

urleft · « **Reply #128 on:** September 28, 2010, 07:08:17 PM »

There is a lot of truth in this one:

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TBWG · « **Reply #129 on:** September 30, 2010, 08:45:53 PM »

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said .. . . . .

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

TBWG

urleft · « **Reply #130 on:** September 30, 2010, 09:10:33 PM »

This might just be an American Joke, but will give it a try:

If you have never seen the old time series with Jack Gleason called The Honeymooners you will not understand it.

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urleft · « **Reply #131 on:** October 01, 2010, 08:08:59 AM »

Males learn early:

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TBWG · « **Reply #132 on:** October 01, 2010, 09:41:05 PM »

And never stop!

TBWG

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urleft · « **Reply #133 on:** October 02, 2010, 05:48:04 AM »

Can't take the chance:

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Admin · « **Reply #134 on:** October 02, 2010, 10:00:14 AM »

Quote from: urleft on October 02, 2010, 05:48:04 AM

Can't take the chance:

hehehe....

funny one, it happens sometimes !!!

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