Bent forks and chewed straws

[fishy]

Is it just me suffering from >>>> Bent forks and Chewed straws or is there a support group out there.

Dine at a restaurant with glass of cold water and the straw has been/looks like chewed. Jai yen yen fellang...>> just turn it around and suck the straw from the other end ploblem solved...>> Looks like and feels like chewed more than the other side. Maybe it's me.. Is there a help line telephone number.

My issue even gets worse at home as I think there are Ghosts...yes PEE.. bending the prongs on the forks. I sit and watch these forks for hours every day and sometimes of a night wondering how they bend. Please help me.

I wear my thongs to bed now and have showers with them on also so I have sort of fixed that problem with them disappearing most of the time.

Is there someone out there that has similar issues and/or can recommend help!!!

[dundeemk6]

  Had the same problems and more when I was on the lao kao ... good memories though ...

[Starman]

I wear my thongs to bed now and have showers with them on also.

I sincerely hope you are Australian

[fishy]

Yes Starman I am Ozzy. ? and I do know there are different types of thongs.. If I said I wear 3 thongs to bed I bet you won't sleep tonight wondering about it. 555

[fishy]

Just to continue my rant. I am planning on going to my bank and depositing 25 satang into my Bangkok bank account which the said coin I have been carrying around in my pocket for the last month has not made any interest on. I am wondering what my Bank book will show as it only goes to 2 decimal points?   

[Prakhonchai Nick]

Just to continue my rant. I am planning on going to my bank and depositing 25 satang into my Bangkok bank account which the said coin I have been carrying around in my pocket for the last month has not made any interest on. I am wondering what my Bank book will show as it only goes to 2 decimal points?   

Two decimal points is fine. Your balance will show as xxxxx.25  My current balance is xxxxx.87. Banks when adding half yearly interest do not round up or down.