Immigrant Style

[binnsy]

Sex With an Illegal Immigrant

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.



"Hey, how much you charge for da hour?" He asks.
"$100," She replies.

In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
"No" She says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," She says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."
"No," She says.

"I pay you $400."
"No," She says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant  style."

She thinks,"Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.  I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

AND THAT, MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS,

IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

ARE SCREWING US!

[nookiebear]

Very True Mate..............
This is a true story.............A family of immigrants living for x all in Coventry called out the 24 hour contract electrician  at 3-00am to change a fucking light bulb......AND do-gooders wonder why one gets so fucking angry

[Paddyram]

I don't mean to get all right-wing but recently in my home town in Ireland there was a big story on that kind of thing.
Eastern Europeans claiming the Irish Dole, but really living at home in Poland, etc. and getting Ryan air cheap flights back to collect the cash every month.  They were only found out when the numbers of claimants dropped sharply during the Ash cloud.

[Paddyram]

When that news came out, a taxi guy rang in to a local radio station to say that he had recently picked up two African asylum seekers in the city to bring them to their accomodation complex (a hotel hired out in full by the Gov.) with their shopping bags and babies, baby buggies, etc.  When they couldn't fit everything in his car, the driver asked if they wanted him to call for another taxi and they said no they would leave the buggies on the footpath because they could just get two more in the welfare office on Monday.  After hearing that he wanted to refuse to take them in his taxi, but he knew if he did he could loose his taxi licence for discrimination, if reported.  That Sh1t makes me mad, when in contrast I had many years of visa crap and many hoops to jump through just to get my Thai wife her residency in Ireland, eventhough we are legally married and have a daughter.  At least when a farang moves to Thailand he supports himself (and many others).
Well ... end of rant.