Drivers..

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This morning on the Motorway,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman

in a brand new

Ford Focus



doing 110 miles per hour



with her face

 

up next to her rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

for a couple seconds !


And when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,


still working on that makeup.


As a man,

I don't   scare easily.


But she scared me so much;

I dropped

my electric shaver,


which knocked

the meat pie

out of my other hand.


In all

 


the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car


using my knees against


the steering wheel,


I knocked

my Mobile phone


away from my ear


which fell


into the coffee

between my legs,


splashed,


and burned


Big Jim and the Twins,


ruined the damn phone,


soaked my trousers,


and disconnected an

important call.


bloody women drivers!!

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