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Buriram Province - General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Prakhonchai Nick on May 24, 2011, 05:37:55 PM

Title: Security Tightened Around Obese Farangs
Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on May 24, 2011, 05:37:55 PM

BANGKOK – Police have upgraded their security around fat foreigners following the killing of wanted terrorist suspect Osama bin Laden in by US Special Forces in Pakistan.

Although there is no specific evidence of a threat against Thailand, the government has urged heightened vigilance for possible revenge attacks on  really fat white people.

Metropolitan Police Bureau Division 5 commander Somchai Patcharainto has urged exceptionally fat persons of Caucasian ethnicity to avoid public places for a few weeks, or to mark themselves clearly with German or Canadian flags to discourage possible targeting by persons with ill intent.


I wonder whether any BRE members are at risk?   :o
 
Will Nookie carry a swastika?

No problem for CoCo when he returns - he will be covered in ash.  :D :D :D

Title: Re: Security Tightened Around Obese Farangs
Post by: isanbirder on May 24, 2011, 06:31:01 PM

Shouldn't it be loosened rather than tightened?  A bit uncomfortable for those mentioned otherwise.

Title: Re: Security Tightened Around Obese Farangs
Post by: nookiebear on May 24, 2011, 06:47:31 PM

You may be wearing one sooner rather than later

Title: Re: Security Tightened Around Obese Farangs
Post by: Paddyram on May 24, 2011, 08:06:32 PM

So obeisity can kill.

Title: Re: Security Tightened Around Obese Farangs
Post by: den Buut on May 24, 2011, 08:11:20 PM

Heard the slogan was "The fatter, secure him the better."