Quotes

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Who said these quotes ?

1 - Sir, if you were my husband I'd poison your tea.   
     Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it

2 - I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve

3 - I came through, and I will return

4 - Don't be so humble. You're not that great

5 - I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have

6 - Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake an entire relationship

7 - I've had a wonderful time ... but this wasn't it

8 - I would have made a good Pope

9 - Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

10 - The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his