A GOLFER'S DILEMMA...

[pablo]

Alright, this is the dilemma:


You're playing in the finals of the club championship. It's match play.  You're tied with your opponent going into 18.  You tee it up, straight down the middle 270yds.  He slices it into the woods on the right. 

You help him while he looks for his ball for about 10 mins and then he says, "I'll keep looking while you go hit your ball.  If I don't find it by the time you've hit...I'll go back and re-tee."  So, you go out and hit your ball about 10 ft from the pin. 

But, just as your ball is reaching the green, you hear, "I found it!!"  And, see his ball fly out of the woods and onto the green and come to rest about 5 inches from the hole.


So, here's the dilemma....Do you take the cheating bastard's lost ball out of your pocket and call him on it, or just keep your mouth shut?

[toffo]

It's your fault for not calling a lost ball.. After 5 minutes of looking its deemed lost and he goes back to the Tee playing his 3rd

[toffo]

Funny that your both cheating bastards.. You for taking his ball haha.

[CO-CO]

Someone has been watching Golfinger.........

[smoooth2]

Three regular golfing mates on the first tee.

1st guy "My wife is really pissed off that I play golf with you guys every Monday ... had to promise her a quickie holiday to shut her up and get my arse out here ..."

2nd guy "Me too ... missus not happy ... promised to buy her a gold bracelet if I can play golf today .."

3rd guy "Suckers .... cost me nothing. Said to the wife this morning ... "Golf Course or Intercourse ?" ... she said "Have a nice game and don't forget your jacket !!"