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Offline nookiebear

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Re: chickens
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2013, 02:54:32 PM »
Many thanks Nookie
I've just sent u a PM with their details..........Hope it helps........Cheers Nookie

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Re: chickens
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2013, 10:01:42 PM »
Sorry, I just can't resist....

A guy goes into a Brooklyn N.Y. butcher shop and asks for a whole chicken, for roasting.

In a twangy Brooklyn accent, the butcher points to a case full of chickens and says "We got New Joisey chickens and Long Island chickens, which kind do you want?"

The customer looks befuddled and says "What's the difference...they all look the same to me, how can you tell?"

The butcher then takes a chicken from the case and inserts his finger in the birds rectum!   He then pulls his finger out, sniffs it, and then licks his finger..."yep, that's a Joisey chicken."

The shocked customer while pointing, says to the butcher "Wow, whats this big one over here?"

The butcher takes the bird out, sticks his finger in it's rectum, then sniffs his finger and tastes it..."yep, that's a Long Island chicken."

The customer screeches "Jeeeezus, I've never seen anything like this at my home butcher shop!"

The butcher replies "Oh yeah, where're the hell ya from?"

The customer turns around, drops his trousers and shorts, bends over and says "You tell me."


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Re: chickens
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2013, 07:10:43 AM »
cheers nookie   ill make contact   by the way you still have fray bentos pies in stock

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Re: chickens
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2013, 07:41:30 AM »
cheers nookie   ill make contact   by the way you still have fray bentos pies in stock
Very few apart from Ch & Mushroom ,next shipment overdue by 3 weeks!

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Re: chickens
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2013, 09:53:18 AM »
cheers mate  keep me posted

 

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