Doctor Joe's Problem Page (free relationship advice for women)

[dimple joe]

Mrs. A of Nakhon Nowhere complains  :- My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me

The Doctor replies :- Your husband obviously cannot get enough of you!
Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend.
This can only bring you closer together.
Why not get some of your old college room mates involved too?
If you are still apprehensive maybe you should let him be with your friends without you.
If you're still not sure, just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.


Mrs B of Hua Hin complains :- My husband constantly asks me to perform oral sex on him

The Doctor replies :- Do it.
Semen can help you lose weight and gives a healthy glow to your skin.
Interestingly men know this.
His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless.
This shows he loves you.
The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.


Mrs D of Surin complains :- My husband has too many nights out with the boys

The Doctor replies :- This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged.
The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men.
A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home.
Remember nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two.
(It's a great time for you to clean the house too!)
Just look how happy he is when he returns to his clean and stable home.
The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him.
Then cook him a nice meal.


Mrs W of Nang Klong complains :- My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is

The Doctor replies :- Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband.
If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help.
You may wish to videotape yourself doing this and present it to your husband as a birthday gift.
To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.


Mrs F of Buriram complains :- My husband is uninterested in foreplay

The Doctor replies :- You are a bad person for bringing this up and should seek sensitivity training.
Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming.
Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay.
What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!
Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.


Mrs N of Koh Sucket complains :- My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one

The Doctor replies :- I'm not sure I understand the problem,
Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.


Wise words from the Doctor.....

[TBWG]

Dear Doctor Joe

Ms O of Surin :- I have a dilema as I think my boyfriend maybe Mafia, everytime I kiss him goodnight I feel something hard in his pocket, do you think he is a cosh boy?

Look forward to your advice and I do cook him nice meals!

[dimple joe]

Ms O of Surin says :- I think my boyfriend maybe Mafia, everytime I kiss him goodnight I feel something hard in his pocket, do you think he is a cosh boy? I do cook him nice meals!

The Doctor replies :- My dear girl, I'm so glad about the nice meals, but please be careful!
If he is Mafia and catches you in his pockets, he'll likely cut your hands off.
Those criminal types often have lots of cash so you might get a real pearl necklace rather than the gooey temporary ones you often have after performing oral sex.

Hope this helps.

[TBWG]

Ms O of Surin:- Dear Dr Joe  thank you very much for your valuable advice and I think you are right on the button when you say my boyfriend might buy me a real pearl necklace. I say this because I know he is into gems as he is always asking me to polish the family jewels!

Thanks again for your words of wisdom

Ms O

[John the Traveller]

Dear Doctor Joe

Ms M of Korat :- I am icha of Ms O of Surin because her boyflend give her goey tempolaly pearl necklace! My boyflend will not doo :-( He say to me swallow!! Dear Doctor Joe if I do will he give me 3 Rai land, house and Fortuner car?
You are wise falang Doctor, what u think? I also cook him nice meal and take care everything.
Ms M

[dimple joe]

Ms M of Korat says :- My boyfriend say to me swallow!! Dear Doctor Joe if I do will he give me 3 Rai land, house and Fortuner car? 

The Doctor Replies :- Ms M, You have a most interesting nickname, I've met several ladies called Nok but never anyone called Swallow!
Not sure I understand your question my dear; if you do what exactly?
If he has suggested using the tradesman's entrance, he is being extremely caring and only thinking of you – it will be much less painful than childbirth.....
Keep up with the nice meals and never forget to perform oral sex on him at least once a day and let his smile be your reward.

[dimple joe]

Mrs AD of Prakhonchai says :- I left home for work today and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn’t start. I walked back to my house and once again found my husband in bed with my best friend and her 19 year old ladyboy nephew. This has been going on for weeks. Can you help me? I’m desperate.

The Doctor replies:- The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines.

Hope this helps.

[dimple joe]

[smoooth2]

Miss M - Buriram

Dear Doctor Joe.  I tink you velly smart Doctor. I big plobrem. House no nam. Boyfriend me we wash together. Save nam.

Boyfriend have anutter friend want wash 3 peoples one time. I worry. I good girl. Only have 2 towel. Maybe friend tink I not good keep house. No towel for dry.

Boyfriend say "up to u" ..... I not understand falang he say this to me ? What means ?

Boyfriend not know I tipe his computer. Maybe he velly angly find out I talk you. Help please.

I good cook.

[dimple joe]

Miss M of Buriram says :- I big plobrem. House no nam. Boyfriend me we wash together. Save nam. Boyfriend have anutter friend want wash 3 peoples one time. I worry. I good girl. Only have 2 towel. Maybe friend tink I not good keep house. No towel for dry. Boyfriend say "up to u"..... I not understand falang he say this to me ? What means ? Boyfriend not know I tipe his computer. Maybe he velly angly find out I talk you. Help please. I good cook.

The Doctor replies :- You tink too mutt young lady; remember, good girls do as they are told !!

However, while saving nam you do need to be very careful, if this happens...... see PIC 1

It's good idea is to have some of this handy for your farang and his “friend”..... see PIC 2

while you go and cook them a nice meal..............


Bugger the towels, but you may want to consider this for the future.... see PIC 3

Hope this helps

PS - make sure you give them both a good scrub before performing oral sex on them