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Joke for our ozzy friends
« on: July 17, 2012, 03:34:01 PM »
Over five thousand years ago, Moses  said to the children of  Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised  Land."

Whitlam said "Lay  down your  shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Gillard has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, put camels in plain packaging, and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, & retirement funds, so I called a Suicide Help Hotline.
 
I had to press 4 for English, & I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was depressed and feeling suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

 

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