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Re: 2012 Grand Prix season
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2012, 11:34:35 AM »
Come on Melbourne can't wait and i think Lotus will surprise this year i think the title is out of there reach but maybe they will win races good to see if they do

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Re: 2012 Grand Prix season
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2012, 01:21:08 AM »
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« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2012, 09:30:54 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2012, 04:32:33 PM »
Well folks your on your own for Oz practice as I am on a whirlwind tour of Cambo with Prackonchai Travel services (non ABTA member) and feeling beered out.

Then off to Malaysia for your inside coverage of the GP (BE please arrange my press credentials as usual) whistle


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Re: 2012 Grand Prix season
« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2012, 05:24:01 PM »
Hi

Needed to get out of the sun for a few hours so here are the latest details via Joe Saward.



Michael Schumacher set the fastest time of the second session in Melbourne, but while the Germans got very excited about the idea of a new era of Silver Arrows domination (Plan B), the identity of the man in 12th place on the timesheets put things into perspective. Timo Glock is a talented fellow, but the Marussia has done few laps and his lap time suggested that perhaps Friday times are not that important. Others with fleeter cars were keeping their powder dry. The session began with a rather soggy race track but the weather improved and a dry line eventually widened, allowing the times to improve, but anyone who believes that this will be the order tomorrow needs to have a sit down in a darkened room.

Second fastest was Nico Hulkenberg in the Force India ahead of Sergio Perez's Sauber, Fernando Alonso's Ferrari and the Sauber of Kamui Kobayashi. Paul di Resta was next in the second Force India, followed by Felipe Massa's Ferrari and Heikki Kovalainen's Caterham. Ninth fastest was Nico Rosberg with Sebastian Vettel 10th, ahead of Mark Webber and Glock.

Next up was Vitaly Petrov in the second Caterham, ahead of Romain Grosjean's Lotus, the two McLarens of Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton and Pastor Maldonado's Williams. Kimi Raikkonen was next in line ahead of Bruno Senna, Jean-Eric Vergne, Daniel Ricciardo, Charles Pic, Narain Karthikeyan and Pedro de la Rosa.

Who knows what tomorrow will bring? boxingguy


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Re: 2012 Grand Prix season
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2012, 07:37:08 PM »


Lewis Hamilton leads all-McLaren front row  greatbritainflag at the Australian Grand Prix australiaflag
By Matt Beer    Saturday, March 17th 2012,

Lewis Hamilton got McLaren's bid to topple Red Bull in the 2012 Formula 1 title race off to a flying start as he took a commanding pole position for the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne, ahead of team-mate Jenson Button, while world champion Sebastian Vettel was only sixth.

Hamilton's 1m24.922s lap in Q3 put him 0.7 seconds clear of his rivals at first, and proved unbeatable.

Romain Grosjean took a spectacular third for Lotus on his F1 return, while Michael Schumacher achieved his best qualifying result for Mercedes in fourth, and the Red Bulls had to settle for row three, with Mark Webber outqualifying Vettel.

Further back, Ferrari's fears of an awful start to the campaign came true as neither of its cars reached the top 10, and Kimi Raikkonen's F1 comeback got off to a surprisingly bad start as he was eliminated in Q1.

Hamilton looked assured of pole after his first Q3 run, and although his rivals closed in, none could match his time.

Instead they fought over second place, which changed hands in quick succession in the closing moments as Webber - who chose to do just one Q3 run - Schumacher, Grosjean and finally Button took turns to close in on Hamilton.

Vettel never looked like being a pole contender and his sixth place was his worst qualifying result since he took the same position at Monza in 2010.

Mercedes had appeared like a pole threat as it led the way in Q2, but Schumacher and team-mate Nico Rosberg had to be content with fourth and seventh.

Neither Ferrari got beyond Q2. Fernando Alonso spun into the Turn 1 gravel after his first run in the middle segment, causing a brief red flag. Fifth at the time, he could only furiously watch as others pushed him down to 12th.

But that was still better than Felipe Massa could manage. The Brazilian was a second off his team-mate in both Q1 (which he only just squeezed out of) and Q2, despite having more runs than the sidelined Alonso. Massa ended up 16th.

Raikkonen's disastrous first qualifying session back in F1 was the final big story of the afternoon. The Finn made a mistake on his last Q1 run then backed off thinking he had time for another flying lap, only to run out of seconds and strand his Lotus in 18th.

At the tail end of the Q3 field, Pastor Maldonado gave Williams huge encouragement after its tough 2011 season with eighth place, and Nico Hulkenberg claimed ninth for Force India in his first race back after a year as reserve.

Daniel Ricciardo made sure that both F1's Australians will start from the top 10 as he got his Toro Rosso into the pole shoot-out, although he did not complete a flying lap in Q3. Jean-Eric Vergne only just missed joining his team-mate in Q3, lapping a tenth slower as he secured 11th for his maiden grand prix start.

Sauber's Kamui Kobayashi set a surprise fastest time in Q1, but could not replicate that performance and qualified only 13th. Team-mate Sergio Perez lines up 17th after failing to set a Q2 time due to gearbox problems.

Bruno Senna (Williams) and Paul di Resta (Force India) were outperformed by their Q3-bound team-mates and were only 14th and 15th.

The tail of the field looked much like 2011. Caterham was some way off Q2 pace but clearly ahead of Marussia, while the HRTs failed to make the 107 per cent cut-off time, with Narain Karthikeyan also blocking Alonso along the way.

Pos  Driver                Team                  Time          Gap   
 1.  Lewis Hamilton        McLaren-Mercedes      1m24.922s
 2.  Jenson Button         McLaren-Mercedes      1m25.074s  + 0.152
 3.  Romain Grosjean       Lotus-Renault         1m25.302s  + 0.380
 4.  Michael Schumacher    Mercedes              1m25.336s  + 0.414
 5.  Mark Webber           Red Bull-Renault      1m25.651s  + 0.729
 6.  Sebastian Vettel      Red Bull-Renault      1m25.668s  + 0.746
 7.  Nico Rosberg          Mercedes              1m25.686s  + 0.764
 8.  Pastor Maldonado      Williams-Renault      1m25.908s  + 0.986
 9.  Nico Hulkenberg       Force India-Mercedes  1m26.451s  + 1.529
10.  Daniel Ricciardo      Toro Rosso-Ferrari    No time
Q2 cut-off time: 1m26.319s                                   Gap **
11.  Jean-Eric Vergne      Toro Rosso-Ferrari    1m26.429s  + 0.960
12.  Fernando Alonso       Ferrari               1m26.4942  + 1.025
13.  Kamui Kobayashi       Sauber-Ferrari        1m26.590s  + 1.121
14.  Bruno Senna           Williams-Renault      1m26.663s  + 1.194
15.  Paul di Resta         Force India-Mercedes  1m27.086s  + 1.617
16.  Felipe Massa          Ferrari               1m27.497s  + 2.028
17.  Sergio Perez          Sauber-Ferrari        No time
Q1 cut-off time: 1m27.633s                                    Gap *
18.  Kimi Raikkonen        Lotus-Renault         1m27.758s  + 1.576
19.  Heikki Kovalainen     Caterham-Renault      1m28.679s  + 2.497
20.  Vitaly Petrov         Caterham-Renault      1m29.018s  + 2.836
21.  Timo Glock            Marussia-Cosworth     1m30.923s  + 4.741
22.  Charles Pic           Marussia-Cosworth     1m31.670s  + 5.488
23.  Pedro de la Rosa      HRT-Cosworth          1m33.495s  + 7.313
24.  Narain Karthikeyan    HRT-Cosworth          1m33.643s  + 7.461

107% time: 1m32.214s

* Gap to quickest in Q1

** Gap to quickest in Q2


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Re: 2012 Grand Prix season
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2012, 02:56:17 PM »


Jenson Button storms to Australian Grand Prix victory bravo1
By Matt Beer    Sunday, March 18th 2012,

Jenson Button opened the 2012 Formula 1 world championship with a commanding victory for McLaren in the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne.

World champion Sebastian Vettel (Red Bull) managed to get up to second from sixth on the grid, fending off pole-sitter Lewis Hamilton's McLaren and the second Red Bull of Mark Webber.

Fernando Alonso salvaged fifth place from Ferrari's difficult weekend, having proved much more competitive in the race.

Button claimed the lead at the start with a better getaway than his pole-sitting team-mate, and then quickly established a lead of three seconds, which stayed stable through the opening stint.

The two Mercedes occupied third and fourth initially, but Vettel overtook Nico Rosberg on the second lap, and Michael Schumacher's run in third lasted only until lap 10, when he retired with a gearbox problem. That elevated Vettel into third, but the champion was 12 seconds down on the McLarens by then and could make little impression.

Third-place qualifier Romain Grosjean (Lotus) dropped to sixth off the line, and was another early retirement when he clashed with Williams's Pastor Maldonado on lap two. Maldonado would lose ground with a trip through the Turn 6 gravel three laps later, but rejoined in ninth.

The gap between the McLarens grew to 10s at the first stops when Hamilton emerged behind Kimi Raikkonen (Lotus) and Sergio Perez (Sauber), who were running extremely long first stints.

That allowed a train of cars to develop for second, as Vettel gained and brought Alonso - who made a great start then jumped Rosberg in the first pitstops - with him, and Rosberg, Webber and the recovering Maldonado closed in too. Webber had initially fallen back with a poor start and a first corner clash with Force India's Nico Hulkenberg, who had to retire.

The lead order remained static until Vitaly Petrov's Caterham brought out a safety car by stopping on the pits straight with a steering problem in the middle of the final pitstop sequence.

The McLarens had both just stopped, whereas Vettel had not, and the Red Bull was able to get in for its tyre change under the safety car and get back out between Button and Hamilton.

Vettel was still no threat to Button, though, as the 2009 champion confidently pulled away from his successor at the restart and left the Red Bull to fend off Hamilton through the final stint.

Webber also benefited from pitting under the safety car to get in front of Alonso at the last stops. The Ferrari could not keep up with the Red Bull thereafter, and as Webber chased Vettel and Hamilton home, Alonso had to focus on successfully defending fifth from Maldonado - who made the task easier when he crashed heavily on the very last lap.

Behind, a huge battle between the Saubers of one-stopper Perez and Kamui Kobayashi, Rosberg's Mercedes - which fell back with tyre wear and early pitstops - and Raikkonen also ended in last-lap drama, as Kobayashi emerged with sixth ahead of Raikkonen and Perez, while Rosberg's Mercedes jammed in second gear and tumbled to 12th.

The final-lap chaos ahead allowed Toro Rosso's Daniel Ricciardo to pick up his first F1 points at home with ninth place, despite having lost ground in a first-corner clash with Bruno Senna (Williams), which also sent Jean-Eric Vergne off the road in the sister Toro Rosso. Paul di Resta completed the top 10 for Force India.

Felipe Massa briefly made it into the top 10 in the second Ferrari, but struggled with poor pace and high tyre wear, making three stops and falling back to 13th before retiring with damage following a collision with Senna.

PROVISIONAL RACE RESULTS

The Australian Grand Prix
Albert Park, Australia;
58 laps; 307.574km;
Weather: Sunny.

Classified:

Pos  Driver                Team                       Time
 1.  Button        McLaren-Mercedes           1h34:09.565
 2.  Vettel        Red Bull-Renault           +     2.100
 3.  Hamilton      McLaren-Mercedes           +     4.000
 4.  Webber        Red Bull-Renault           +     4.500
 5.  Alonso        Ferrari                    +    21.500
 6.  Kobayashi     Sauber-Ferrari             +    36.700
 7.  Raikkonen     Lotus-Renault              +    38.000
 8.  Perez         Sauber-Ferrari             +    39.400
 9.  Ricciardo     Toro Rosso-Ferrari         +    39.500
10.  Di Resta      Force India-Mercedes       +    39.700
11.  Vergne        Toro Rosso-Ferrari         +    39.800
12.  Rosberg       Mercedes                   +    57.600
13.  Maldonado     Williams-Renault           +     1 lap
14.  Glock         Marussia-Cosworth          +     1 lap
15.  Pic           Marussia-Cosworth          +    2 laps
16.  Senna         Williams-Renault           +    4 laps

Fastest lap: Button, 1:29.187

Not classified/retirements:

Driver        Team                         On lap
Massa         Ferrari                      47
Kovalainen    Caterham-Renault             42
Petrov        Caterham-Renault             37
Schumacher    Mercedes                     11
Grosjean      Lotus-Renault                2
Hulkenberg    Force India-Mercedes         1
Karthikeyan   HRT-Cosworth                 1
De la Rosa    HRT-Cosworth                 1


World Championship standings, round 1:               

Drivers:                         Constructors:             
 1.  Button        25        1.  McLaren-Mercedes           40
 2.  Vettel        18        2.  Red Bull-Renault           30
 3.  Hamilton      15        3.  Sauber-Ferrari             12
 4.  Webber        12        4.  Ferrari                    10
 5.  Alonso        10        5.  Lotus-Renault               6
 6.  Kobayashi      8        6.  Toro Rosso-Ferrari          2
 7.  Raikkonen      6        7.  Force India-Mercedes        1
 8.  Perez          4       
 9.  Ricciardo      2       
10.  Di Resta       1       
       
All timing unofficial

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Malaysian GP - Sunday - Race Results

Malaysian Grand Prix Results - 25 March 2012 - 56 Laps
POS    DRIVER    NATIONALITY    ENTRANT    LAPS    TIME/RETIRE
1.    Fernando Alonso    Spain    Ferrari    56    2h44m51.812
2.    Sergio Perez    Mexico    Sauber-Ferrari    56    2.263
3.    Lewis Hamilton    Britain    McLaren-Mercedes    56    14.591
4.    Mark Webber    Australia    Red Bull-Renault    56    17.688
5.    Kimi Raikkonen    Finland    Lotus-Renault    56    29.456
6.    Bruno Senna    Brazil    Williams-Renault    56    37.667
7.    Paul di Resta    Britain    Force India-Mercedes    56    44.412
8.    Jean-Eric Vergne    France    Toro Rosso-Ferrari    56    46.985
9.    Nico Hulkenberg    Germany    Force India-Mercedes    56    47.892
10.    Michael Schumacher    Germany    Mercedes GP    56    49.996
11.    Sebastian Vettel    Germany    Red Bull-Renault    56    1m15.527
12.    Daniel Ricciardo    Australia    Toro Rosso-Ferrari    56    1m16.828
13.    Nico Rosberg    Germany    Mercedes GP    56    1m18.593
14.    Jenson Button    Britain    McLaren-Mercedes    56    1m19.719
15.    Felipe Massa    Brazil    Ferrari    56    1m37.319
16.    Vitaly Petrov    Russia    Caterham-Renault    55    1 Lap
17.    Timo Glock    Germany    Marussia-Cosworth    55    1 Lap
18.    Heikki Kovalainen    Finland    Caterham-Renault    55    1 Lap
19.    Pastor Moldonado    Venezuela    Williams-Renault    54    Engine
20.    Charles Pic    France    Marussia-Cosworth    54    2 Laps
21.    Narain Karthikeyan    India    HRT-Cosworth    54    2 Laps
22.    Pedro de la Rosa    Spain    HRT-Cosworth    54    2 Laps
R    Kamui Kobayashi    Japan    Sauber-Ferrari    46    Brakes
R    Romain Grosjean    France    Lotus-Renault    3    Spin
FASTEST LAP:
     Kimi Raikkonen    Finland    Lotus-Renault    53    1:40.722


Race Report  ~~~~~~~~~   
BY TONY DODGINS

After the final pre-season test in Barcelona, if anyone had suggested that Fernando Alonso would be five points clear at the top of the championship table after the first two races of 2012, they would have been certified insane.

As Alonso himself said in Australia, the plan was to approach the opening races in damage limitation mode with a recalcitrant Ferrari F2012. So what better method than to take full advantage of a mixed conditions Malaysian GP to score 25 points at a time when Ferrari had no business to be thinking of a podium never mind a win!

The star of the show was undoubtedly Sergio Perez, who finished second and could -- perhaps even should -- have won.

Sauber, of course, uses Ferrari engines. Would Perez have been allowed to triumph and take points from Alonso? The conspiracy theorists can have a field day conjecturing about that.

The foundation of Perez's excellent result was the decision to pit at the end of the opening lap for full wets after everyone except Narain Karthikeyan had started the wet race on intermediates.

It took the significant runners another three or four laps to follow suit, by which time Perez had the Sauber established in third place, with only the front row-starting McLarens ahead.

As conditions worsened the Safety Car was deployed and then the race was neutralised by a red flag after eight laps, before a 50 minute delay saw it resume behind the Safety Car with the whole field compelled to restart on full wet tyres.

One winner was Toro Rosso's Jean-Eric Vergne who, having started 18th, soldiered on with his intermediates and was now seventh with the benefit of a free tyre change to full wets before the restart.

After five slow laps behind the official Mercedes we were racing again, with the top 10: Hamilton, Button, Perez, Webber, Alonso, Vettel, Vergne, Massa, Rosberg and Karthikeyan.

Button, Rosberg, Raikkonen and Senna of the significant runners pitted immediately to go back onto intermediates, with Hamilton, Alonso, Webber, Massa, Di Resta, Maldonado, Schumacher, Ricciardo and Kovalainen all filing in next time around.

Although Hamilton was first of those into the pitlane on lap 14, a constant stream of traffic followed him in, meaning McLaren could not release him safely and he lost track position to Alonso.

Perez led until he pitted a lap later, rejoining second behind Alonso, while Button had a costly contact with Karthikeyan's HRT, which he was racing for position after his stop, and was forced to stop again for a new nose, dropping him from contention.

The surprising thing was that on intermediates Alonso and Perez comfortably had the legs of everyone, the Ferrari opening up a 5s advantage over the Sauber and Perez easing 7s clear of Hamilton's McLaren.

On lap 17, Button, having taken another set of intermediates when he stopped for his new nose, lapped over a second faster than the leaders in clear air down in 20th place but within a couple of laps his pace had dropped off as he hit traffic and could not maintain tyre temperature.

That, and the fact that Hamilton could not keep pace with Alonso and Perez made you wonder whether McLaren's MP4-27 was a little bit too stiff to suit the softer, more compliant set-up characteristics which reap reward on a wet track.

With 29 of the 56 laps down, Alonso had the lead out to 7.5s but then Perez started to come back at him. Ten laps later the Sauber was just 1.3s behind as a dry line started to emerge and Ricciardo did the team strategists a favour by going onto slicks.

Was it too soon? No. Immediately the young Australian started to record purple (fastest) sectors on the timing monitors.

Alonso peeled into the pitlane on lap 40 and you expected Perez to follow him, but the Sauber went round again.

That, and a slow release, the Mexican claiming a clutch problem, had the doubters wondering if Sauber was really trying to win this one. Once they were both back up to speed again - Alonso on options and Perez on primes -- the Ferrari was more than 7s to the good once more. The only real explanation for the extra lap was that at that point there was the threat of more rain, although a used set of intermediates would have fared little better than slicks if the rain had arrived.

Just three laps later though, Perez had the gap down to 3.2s again and with eight laps to go, was in DRS range for the first time. It was then that a radio message went out: "Be careful, Checo, we need this position..."

Was it coded instruction not to pass Alonso? Had Perez done so, might there have been a large gap behind his shoulders where the engine should be at the Chinese GP?

We'll never know because on lap 50, with six to go, Perez dropped his left front onto the wet kerb in Turn 13 and cost himself 5s, giving Alonso welcome breathing space to reel off his 28th GP victory.

Perez crossed the line just 2.2s behind, the first Mexican to finish on the podium since Pedro Rodriguez brought his BRM home 8s behind Jacky Ickx in the Dutch GP at Zandvoort in 1971.

So, had it been a team order to Perez?

"What we meant was, get the car home, the result is important for us," said Sauber's CEO Monisha Kaltenborn. "There was nothing else to it, it was no instruction and maybe just our poor English!"

Certainly it was delight and not disappointment that was the over-riding emotion down at Sauber.

Hamilton, for the second weekend in a row, started from pole and finished third: "I can be satisfied," he said. "I would have liked more points but I can't complain about being on the podium for the second weekend running."

Mark Webber finished fourth for the second consecutive race too, while his world champion team mate punctured his left rear tyre in a lap 47 collision with Narain Karthikeyan while lapping the HRT, needing an extra stop.

Vettel rejoined 12th and crossed the line 11th and without points when the luckless Pastor Maldonado was forced to pit from 10th with two laps to go, his engine smoking.

Fifth was Kimi Raikkonen, who came alive in the final stint on a set of primes, repeatedly setting fastest lap. What with his qualifying problems in Australia and his gearbox change and five place grid demotion at Sepang, Raikkonen's pace has not yet fully appeared on the radar. Once Lotus has a 'normal' race it will do, and there is every reason to suspect that the 2007 champion will be challenging at the very front.

Bruno Senna was delighted with a fine sixth place for Williams, ahead of Paul Di Resta, Jean-Eric Vergne, Nico Hulkenberg and Michael Schumacher, who took the only point for Mercedes after a strong qualifying performance.

Schumacher was tagged by Romain Grosjean on the opening lap, the pair spinning to the tail of the field before Grosjean retired in the gravel trap after three laps.

Nico Rosberg again found high tyre degradation on the intermediates and needed to stop for a fresh set, indicating that a bugbear of the car in Australia is still prevalent, although he looked more competitive on dry Pirellis.

Felipe Massa was a lowly 15th after also suffering high degradation on his intermediates.

In the light of pre-race calls for Massa's head from the Italian media, with many suggesting that Perez should replace him, one can only speculate what race engineer Rob Smedley's post-race message may have been.

Perhaps, "Do you want the bad news or the really bad news? Fernando was faster than you. By 97 seconds to be precise. And Sergio Perez finished second in a Sauber..."

Although the team gave Massa a vote of confidence over the weekend, it may have been the sort that football club chairmen give under-fire managers. It probably won't have escaped the Brazilian's notice that team principal Stefano Domenicali was not slow to heap praise on Perez and to point out that he was a member of the Ferrari young driver academy...

Peter Sauber, for his part, said that he wants to hang onto the Mexican and suggested that he believes it is better for Perez to learn in the Hinwil environment rather than cope, before he is ready, with the pressure that a set of red overalls bring.

Alonso, meanwhile, is nothing if not pragmatic.

"This changes nothing," he said. "We are in a position we don't want to be in -- fighting to go into Q3 and for points when we want to be fighting for pole positions and victories. The win makes up happy today and in the factory for the next two days, but it doesn't affect our determination to improve the car."

Alonso, who loves Sepang, has now won in Malaysia for Renault, McLaren and Ferrari. Going to bed, he probably didn't quite believe it.

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Well  thats nicked somebody else's report but stayed tuned for my alternative slant on the Malaysian 2012 GP, "Tarts & Burgers"


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« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2012, 12:06:29 PM »
F1, tarts and burgers sounds more interesting than Thai football  :o

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« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2012, 08:10:24 PM »
Tarts & Burgers


Well here we are sitting in the grandstand at the first corner in Sepang determined to give all you avid F1 followers an in depth report on the unreported side of the F1 world.

So at great personal inconvenience and expense here is my slant on the GP.

But first of all I would like to get something off my chest and personally thank all our Muslim brothers for having to remove my belt and shoes as well as unpack my computer 3 times before I can even get out of Thailand not to mention going through the whole procedure again to get into Malaysia. No wonder they get bad press! On the positive side must be a great business opportunity for a belt with no metal components!


Back to the GP it's 3.58 pm and the race is due to get underway (Late start so European viewers don't have to get up to early! bless em).

Right on cue it starts to rain, now this is not an unknown phenomenon in Malaysia but still they persist at the late start, not a problem as an interesting race normally follows.

I will now shed some light on other races i.e long distance sports cars, at Le Mans for instance they race for 24 hours non stop at speeds higher than F1 cars in all weather and obviously through the night with typical driver stints of 3 hours.

Now in Malaysia someone decides that after 10 laps the rain is too heavy and the race is stopped (red flagged). I recall that in China a few years back that the race was started under worse conditions behind the course car, so has health & safety permeated its way into F1? it would seem so.

I am not being flippant but these guys are supposedly the best drivers in the world paid sums that we can only dream about and do this because they love it and some even rejoice in the name "rainmeister", nobody forces them to sit in the car.

Pirelli also spend shed loads of moolah producing and carting around the globe several hundred round black things called extreme wet tyres, what is the point.

I suspect a straw pole of the drivers would show that they were prepared to race, but the FIA now persist in covering their ar*e making the drivers appear to be a lot of TARTS or worse still big girls blouses!




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Re: 2012 Grand Prix season
« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2012, 09:32:39 PM »
Burgers & Tarts Part 2




Having recently experienced the food & drink gestapo at the Indian GP I suppose I should have anticipated issues here,  however, I had hoped common sense would prevail as I wrongly assumed they where not as wedded to colonial red tape as the Indians.

Silly me, burgers and sandwiches are obviously considered as weapons of mass destruction and must be confiscated at all costs.  steamingMad I suppose I have some sympathy as I have had the odd burger that has reduced me to taking sanctuary in the bunker (read toilet) for days at a time!

Judging by the pile of discarded food at the entrance a lot of people had spent a lot of money in preparing and buying food only to be considered as a possible suicide bomber and deprived of their method of delivery for their exploding sausage!

Or am I just being niave? Surely they would not use this as a pretext to flog more overpriced undercooked cold burgers and chips at extorionate prices!

Being the devils advocate this could be considered a life saver as some of the food I have seen barbequed by spectators at Silverstone could be considered as biological warfare!


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Re: 2012 Grand Prix season
« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2012, 06:25:08 AM »

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Re: 2012 Grand Prix season
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2012, 08:44:12 PM »
The Secret Diary of Adrian Newey Aged 53¾: Sepang



Adrian and the team haven't enjoyed the best start to a season, he's been unable to de-hire his antagonistic Webbo-loving secretary...

Well, trusty tome, it's been a most tiresome start to a grand prix season. I must confess I have turned the air blue on several occasions with my intemperate outbursts. "Crikey, most crikey, and crikey again!" I have uttered more than once and even the odd "botheration!" Foul language of that nature is inexcusable I know, but the vexations of bad luck combined with the FIA haven't helped my humour.

Australia didn't turn out too badly given Mark's rather tardy start, Sebastian showing that he's thoroughly able to drive a combative race if he has to. His overtaking move on Nico Rosberg early in the race had all the hustle and bustle of a young Gilles Villeneuve. Yes, it would have been nice to have a fully working KERS at the first grand prix, but as Mark remarked in his typical laid-back Aussie style: "What you've never had, Prof, you never miss."

Malaysia was an infernal nuisance with the calamity of Sebastian's shredded tyre courtesy of what Sebastian dubbed the Indian takeaway (that's a points take-away, not two lamb bhunas and a tarka dahl). Then there was the radio that didn't work properly with Guillaume reduced to shouting into the microphone: "We're going to retire the car, we're going to retire the car, we're going to retire the car, we're going to retire the car." Which, strangely, reminded me of the nursery rhyme: "Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush". What was clear from the weekend is that McLaren are excelling at high-speed curves now. That hurts more than anything else.

And on top of that we have the FIA telling us that the Mercedes Movable Aerodynamic Device, or the W-duct, is not a movable aerodynamic device. The DRS rear wing is movable and by its very nature is aerodynamic and because it's channelling air to the front wing it has got to be a device. There seems to be a profound gap in logic here. Christian says I don't go fishing with Charlie enough. Which isn't a euphemism, I hasten to add.

Something far less bothersome and indeed vaguely hilarious is Eddie Jordan's award of an honorary OBE for services to motorsport and charity. The charity work is indeed a noble effort from EJ, but the motorsport? Someone at the Technical Working Group commented rogueishly that it should go 'alongside his honorary jail sentence for trying to con Vodafone out of £90 million'.

We don't normally go in for gossip and tittle tattle at these meetings, well, not before elevenses and the indulgence of a dunked digestive, but we were remarking that if you wanted to get an award from the Queen it was prerequisite to have an extraordinary false hair colour or better still a wig. There's Sir Paul and Sir Mick who look like adverts for Senior Shaders and Toners - and of course the toupe squad with Sir Terry, Sir Bruce, Sir Elton - and now Eddie.

People were very generous to say that while my OBE was a just reward for helping make British racing car engineering a world leader, mentioning motorsport services in connection with EJ was a bit like awarding Flavio Briatore an OBE for services to the English language. If indeed it is English that Flavio utters when he's not speaking Italian. Nobody is entirely sure, even his old team - in 1994 he told the Benetton team to take traction control off their car and his engineers thought he said leave it on. Chuckle, chuckle.

Back in the office things are at their frosty norm. I was on the point of asking Jana to leave after her less than wholesome comments about Carole Voderman and her general antagonistic behaviour, but then discretion got the better of me. Unfortunately my previous PA failed to delete some key e.mails from Mr Mateschitz in 2011 about the flow of development parts to one particular driver. And Jana read them. As she dotes hopelessly on Mark she was thinking of telling him, but said to me. "Adrian, I don't want to cause trouble" in the kind of way that suggested trouble was the only thing she wanted to cause.

In a stunning act of quasi-professionalism she actually looked up pictures of Mr Mateschitz on the internet to see what he looked like. "He is very good-looking older man," she said with a huge sigh, "but I feel sorry for him.
"Why is that?" I enquired.
"All that money and no arms."

The difference in the way she treats our two drivers couldn't be more extreme. She is giggly and girl-like with the Wild Australian Boy muttering things like, "he is real man. A real real man."
For Sebastian she has bought some wooden toys on Ebay: "so he has something to play with when he comes into the office." In strictest confidence trusty tome, I think that's the reason that Sebastian is trying to grow the straggly beard we saw in Malaysia. He wants to prove to Jana that he's not 16. I told him that instead of naming his first car of the year 'Abbey' that he should call it something like 'Strapping Jana' - that might shut her up.

At the factory it's full speed ahead with the major updates for Barcelona and the conundrum of adopting that ridiculous W-duct in the RB8. Apart from the expense of incorporating it into the car, there's the irksome job of compromising my design concept to accommodate the wretched harebrained thing.
"As usual with your designs Adrian, there isn't enough space to swing a gnat" observed Christian when viewing where we could stick it.
"You wouldn't have it any other way," I riposted - avoiding any unnecessary reference to my tightly packaged rear end. We had enough of that at the Christmas party.

Right now our race pace is promising, it's qualifying where we could do a little better. But of course if the world and his wife get a W-duct and we're too busy trying and failing to get it banned, then we're going to end up behind the Force Indias before you can say Wallace and Gromit.

Back to the Technical Working Group and Mike Gascoyne - always the joker - said he thought he'd seen Christian and I described as the Wallace and Gromit of F1. Now it's true that I have a certain partiality to the Austin A35, but I really don't see the analogy works that well. Christian does all the talking so he would have to be Wallace, making me Gromit. Perhaps it was another team? Although it couldn't be Stefano and Pat Fry at Ferrari because they would be Luigi and Gromit; and it couldn't be Martin Whitmarsh and Paddy Lowe at McLaren, as they would be Wallace and Shaun the Sheep; and it couldn't be Mercedes because that would be Wallace and Gromit and Gromit and Gromit.

Most amusing. I think I'll e.mail him that.


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Re: 2012 Grand Prix season
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2012, 06:44:28 AM »
Looks like Bahrein is not going to happen !!

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Re: 2012 Grand Prix season
« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2012, 10:37:04 AM »
Looks like Bahrein is not going to happen !!

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According to FIA all is fine and its on!!!


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