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Offline dimple joe

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Airport Security
« on: November 03, 2011, 11:36:51 PM »
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.

It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

This is a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:-

“Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!”

BRILLIANT!

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Re: Airport Security
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2011, 11:51:06 PM »
Here it is in action  :biggrin:

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Re: Airport Security
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2011, 10:45:24 AM »
What a brilliant idea.Airport lounges will be packed.Just like public hangings in the good old days.Except a little messier I suppose.   jumping8

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Re: Airport Security
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 02:10:56 PM »
Hope it doesnt malfunction when an innocent passenger is in there. :o

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Re: Airport Security
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2011, 03:35:26 PM »
I don't mind good old frisk search if someone does it thoroughly.....LOL...

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Re: Airport Security
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2011, 04:19:15 PM »
I don't mind good old frisk search if someone does it thoroughly.....LOL...


Might remind one of walking down Pattaya Beach Road after dark!  :o  CoCo knows all about that!   :D :D :D

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Re: Airport Security
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2011, 04:32:47 PM »
Actually...that could be fun as long as you keep your belongings in safe location....hahaha.....Right CoCo?

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Re: Airport Security
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2011, 04:35:42 PM »
And not just your cash!!!

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Re: Airport Security
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2011, 09:46:34 PM »
Hope it doesnt malfunction when an innocent passenger is in there. :o

My dear Welshperson,

The clue is in the phrase:- "will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person".

Just how innocent would your passenger be carrrying an explosive device?

Do please try to keep up.

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Re: Airport Security
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2011, 03:43:00 AM »
hahaha this is funny...great joke!!

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Re: Airport Security
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2011, 07:50:20 PM »
I get that the Israelis would easily obsess about these sort of security measures, knowing that they are frequently the victim of attacks from their favorite enemy the, Palestinians....

 

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