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Offline binnsy

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Proud to be British
« on: September 20, 2011, 01:51:27 PM »
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received £214.00.
 
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

A recent study found that the average Brit walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Brits drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Brits get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be British!!!
 

 

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