Hi Troopers
After years of sowing death and mayhem on various civilisations and galaxies throughout the universe retirement in the Land Of Smiles on good old planet earth became a bit mundane.
So I decided a wild night of unbridled revelry is called for. So whats it to be? I know I will re catalogue my collection of airline sick bags! That should get the juices flowing!
Well what was supposed to be a rip snorting wild experience has turned out to be a bit of a downer, gone are the days of a spew bag being emblazoned with corporate logo's TWA, BOAC, Pan Am etc, now it's a mass produced white bag. All the romance of vomiting into a multi colored icon has gone. It's so depressing might need to use one of the collection!
Well I know what will cheer me up it's off to bed with a mug of Milo and a selection of my Bus time tables to peruse. Oh life is so exhilarating, almost as good as shafting a wookie with my light saber!
Daft
Remember Beer is the path to the Dark Side. Beer leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. Yogi